Nepali Jokes – Collection of Best Nepali Jokes (नेपाली जोक्स)

Nepali Jokes – Collection of Best Nepali Jokes(नेपाली जोक्स)

Searching for Nepali Jokes? Don’t worry here is the collection of the best Nepali Jokes. It is also said that laughter is the best medicine and jokes make us laugh. So enjoy the jokes and share it with your dear ones. Hope these jokes will make you seriously laugh.

Keta: Masanga bihe garchau?
Keti: Nai
Keta: Garana plz, ma timilai Eclairs dinchu
Keti: Nai, arkai sanga Dairy Milk ma kura milisakya cha……………..

Police: Accident kasari vayo?
Driver: Khoi Sir ma vaada uthaudai thiye……………

Keta: Happy Belated Birthday
Keti: Jau chahidaina timro wish
Keta: Oho! teso vaye timro lagi lyaeko iPhone k garne?
Keti: Aww…. maile ta majak poh gareko tah
Keta: Yes… maile pani!

Kahile khattam nahune sawal jawaf:
Buwa: Babu padai kasto chaldai cha?
Chora: Buwa ekdam ramro…..

Teacher: La vana ta bijuli kaha bata aauncha?
Student: Mamaghar bata
Teacher: Kasle vaneko?
Student: Batti gayesi Buwa vannu huncha saala harule feri line katey!

A+, B+ aayo vanchan
Result ho ki Blood Group…..

केटा: म कुनै दिन हराए भने तिमी के गर्छौ?
केटी: म टी.भी पत्रिका फेसबुकमा तिम्रो फोटो सहित बिज्ञापन दिन्छु।
अनि तल लेख्नेछु जसले भेटछ उसको।

शेरे: बसपार्क मा उभियकी केटिलाई आखा झिम्कायो।
केटी: ओ हेल्लो म तेस्ती केटी होईन।
शेरे: ल ल मैले पनि चेक गरेको मात्रै हो।